Things people say
This is a list of phrases I find to be particularly annoying. It will be an evolving list. As I think of more to add, I'll add it.
"What goes around, comes around"
Ever stop to think that this is the 'coming around' stage? Why don't people who use this phrase ever think of this? Maybe one of your dickheaded actions resulted in your current karmic castastrophy. Take the philosophical bitch slap and shut up.
"I'm very opinionated"
No, you're a whiney attention whore. Everyone who's ever said this has done so only so they can complain about every ignorant thing they can think of, without getting yelled at for being a moron. Your opinions are wrong, but you a) Don't know it, or b) refuse to change them. You may think you're winning arguments with your unceasing stupidity, but the truth is, people are getting fed up with talking to your dumb ass.
"I'm a strong, independant woman"
No you're not. You're a bitch. Probably a fat one. Chances are you're ugly, too. So are your friends. What you need to do, is set the cheesey poof down and strap yourself to a treadmill. Women like you are the reason some men are abusive. The offending males were either, at the time of the offense, in a relationship with a "strong, independant woman", or were previously in one, and hadn't worked through their pent-up rage. Women like this make me yearn for a time when being a chauvinist was what was expected of a man. Your woman's acting up? Well then, sir. Bruise her mouth shut and stick her back in the kitchen. There are still dishes to wash, pies to make, and babies to have.
"Looks don't matter to me"
Fuck you. Looks matter more to people who say this than it does to people who openly admit it. You just say it to string along whichever gullible schmuck falls for it. Lower your standards, pigface. You don't deserve someone pretty.
"I love you"
Not really just "I love you". It's more saying you love someone, or verbally assuming someone loves you, just to get them to do something.
Like this:
"Hey, could you do this thing for me?"
"Why"
"Because you love me?"
It's because of this usage that love has lost its meaning, or is used to hurt people. I want to punch the person who said it, every time I hear it. Don't use emotion for your personal gains, fuckface.
"What goes around, comes around"
Ever stop to think that this is the 'coming around' stage? Why don't people who use this phrase ever think of this? Maybe one of your dickheaded actions resulted in your current karmic castastrophy. Take the philosophical bitch slap and shut up.
"I'm very opinionated"
No, you're a whiney attention whore. Everyone who's ever said this has done so only so they can complain about every ignorant thing they can think of, without getting yelled at for being a moron. Your opinions are wrong, but you a) Don't know it, or b) refuse to change them. You may think you're winning arguments with your unceasing stupidity, but the truth is, people are getting fed up with talking to your dumb ass.
"I'm a strong, independant woman"
No you're not. You're a bitch. Probably a fat one. Chances are you're ugly, too. So are your friends. What you need to do, is set the cheesey poof down and strap yourself to a treadmill. Women like you are the reason some men are abusive. The offending males were either, at the time of the offense, in a relationship with a "strong, independant woman", or were previously in one, and hadn't worked through their pent-up rage. Women like this make me yearn for a time when being a chauvinist was what was expected of a man. Your woman's acting up? Well then, sir. Bruise her mouth shut and stick her back in the kitchen. There are still dishes to wash, pies to make, and babies to have.
"Looks don't matter to me"
Fuck you. Looks matter more to people who say this than it does to people who openly admit it. You just say it to string along whichever gullible schmuck falls for it. Lower your standards, pigface. You don't deserve someone pretty.
"I love you"
Not really just "I love you". It's more saying you love someone, or verbally assuming someone loves you, just to get them to do something.
Like this:
"Hey, could you do this thing for me?"
"Why"
"Because you love me?"
It's because of this usage that love has lost its meaning, or is used to hurt people. I want to punch the person who said it, every time I hear it. Don't use emotion for your personal gains, fuckface.
posted by Corragh at 08:18
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